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Thursday, December 29, 2005

Santa don't need no stinkin' badges

First came the devastating "news" that Santa is a Republican. As the invaluable Gen. JC Christian patriotically asked: "Will the White House Santa promote an ownership society by taking toys from middle-class and poor children and giving them to the more deserving children of the wealthy."

Now CHB sees that Santa has more than America-hating Democrats to contend with...he also faces mask-wearing, dynamite-planting, Christmas-exploding terrorists. That's right, frightened children, your holiday (nay, your very living room) is on the front lines of the Global War on Terror.

Luckily, Santa and the Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms have your back.

Remember, the CCRKBA (which strikes me as verily Soviet, with all those cyrillic-looking consonants) is the common-sense gun lobby.

Be afraid. Verily.


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