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Friday, January 13, 2006

Did you hear the one about the jackass who wandered into the desert?

Thank you folks. What a crowd. What a crowd. Just flew in from Baghdad, and boy are my arms...shot. Ba-dum bum.

What, no laughs? War's not funny and Iraq's getting you down? Well stand at attention, Private, because the Pentagon's top laugh instructor is on duty.
"I laugh every chance I get," says the instructor, retired Army colonel James "Scotty" Scott. "That's why I'm blessed to be at the Pentagon, where we definitely need a lot of laughter in our lives."

No. Wait. Come back. There's a bridge in Tikrit i'd like to sell you...


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