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Monday, January 09, 2006

When you can do the crime, but not the time...

In this winter of our arraignment, when legions of loyal greedheads and ideologically-blinded simps begin contemplating their fate in federal pen, moral renewal doesn't come easy. Repentance is a long journey. Redemption a distant mount. Salvation won't be cheap.

Well…it'll actually come in at $24.95.

That's right, friends. Shake off your hangdogs and turn those frowns upside down. You may be facing indictments, your world (earthly world, that is) may be crumbling around you and shame may be the hand these secular heathens bent on justice are dealing you. But you don't have to take it, brothers.

Bless Christian author Mark Virkler, who has a ``guaranteed method for hearing god's voice'' and who isn't about to let a life of lawlessness come between the lord and your money. Or something.

With a little luck, and a lot of Virkler, the GOP can be back on top in no time. Keep the faith and pass the greenbacks!


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