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Monday, June 05, 2006

Barnes Hearts Bushies

Fred Barnes, fillatist extraordinaire, has turned his velvet tongue on another Bush brother. Rigorous reporter that he is, Barnes discovers that Florida Gov. Jeb Bush is tops, Captain Dreamy, Mr. ``Governor in Chief.''

`` Why is Jeb Bush the best? It's very simple. His record is the best. No other governor, Republican or Democrat, comes close,'' Barnes declares, as he wrings out his spooge-rag.

The beginning of another Bush presidential candidacy? Now eternal recurrence is one thing, but this is getting friggin' ridiculous.

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